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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

« Sometimes, you got to reflect on yourself and ask yourself what are you really doing. Self reflection at times can be good, because in self-reflection, we tend to ask ourselves questions that brings us back on track in life. »

a-storm-for-every-spring:

creamy-fraiche:

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

petboyfriend:

me avoiding all my responsibilities

petboyfriend:

me avoiding all my responsibilities

(Source: lasenggah)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved)

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(Source: brutonn-gaster)

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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anclrew:

don’t tell me ur sorry cause i doubt that’s ur name

(Source: veiny)